Yelp review about a berlin gay bar

A hilarious review of Berlin's famous Berghain nightclub is going viral. It's a tale of sex acts and vampires. He gave the techno mecca just one star after supposedly experiencing a night he'd rather not have done. A quick perusal of Kyle's Yelp profile indicates that he's a keen reviewer who enjoys strip clubs and budget restaurants.

His latest write-up of the German rave warehouse has since been taken down, and is more than likely fabricated, exaggerated at best. But true or not, the Berghain review remains very, very funny. According to Kyle, he met two British men at a hotel bar and was invited to tag along with them. Somehow, the club's well-known Sven Marquardt let Kyle and the lads in.

And so begins a quite extraordinary time, where hedonism, drugs, decadence, and a lot of gay sex alarmed the American beyond compare. You could feel it in your chest. I thought the bass was going to set my heart off rhythm. They offer me these strange looking little pills and I pass. No drugs for me.

American Guy Goes To Nightclub In Berlin, Witnesses Tons Of Gay Sex, Writes Viral Yelp Review

So Kyle didn't fancy any pills. Not everyone does, and he doesn't seem all that concerned at this point. Kyle's already had enough and decides to leave. But one of the Brits he was with has his phone, so he has to find him and retrieve it, and ventures farther into the club. Balles Tief!

At this point, Kyle also claims that a "Nazi-looking guy" tried to inject him with speedbefore detailing something that we really cannot repeat here. He also says that a "vampire dude" made a pass at him in an extremely forward manner. Since Kyle's review, another Yelp user professing to be one of the clubbers who took him out left their own amusing story.

A friend from London and I were having a couple of drinks in a fancy bar and met a guy from Texas, I believe," they write. We were pretty lucky to get him in. And he seemed pretty amazed about the ongoing party. We somehow lost him in the club. I bet he too had a good night. If you want to read the whole story, we heard about it in full here.

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