What to wear to a gay bar if youre straight

In one deliriously unsuccessful night, my gal pal Stevie managed to confirm — in one quick gulp of all the alcohol we had with us — how incompatible she is as a straight companion when gay clubbing. All night long. On Fridays, Saturdays, and pretty much any day of the week.

That and Nandos.

Straight Woman’s Guide to the Gay Bar

When I go gay-clubbing, it takes a lot of mental and physical consideration. Stevie once came out clubbing with me to a unisex gay club, adorned with a giant L on her arm for complicated reasons to do with rehearsals for some wanky play. I love spending time with my female friends: I love drinking with them, dancing with them, being silly with them, and making a fool of myself with them.

I never kiss them. In fact, I can almost guarantee that it will be. I hate cliches especially being called onebut as a gay man it comes naturally to me to be a supportive shoulder read as: I could make a killing from the amount of freelance counselling I give. I feel most vulnerable when I go gay clubbing, so I love taking Stevie because she is a great friend, and brings out the best in me.

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Really know your audience I love spending time with my female friends: I love drinking with them, dancing with them, being silly with them, and making a fool of myself with them. Squad goals I hate cliches especially being called onebut as a gay man it comes naturally to me to be a supportive shoulder read as: I could make a killing from the amount of freelance counselling I give.

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