Edmonton gay bar children
Yes, children. You heard that right. According to The Counter SignalEvolution Wonderlounge announced via Instagram because where else do you drop bombshells these days? Oh, fabulous! A gay bar—a place traditionally designed for adults to drink, dance, flirt, and maybe regret that last tequila shot—is now doubling as Chuck E.
Cheese with better lighting. I mean, why stop there? Why not open up strip clubs to the under crowd? Maybe Hooters can start serving Happy Meals. After all, inclusivity is the name of the game, right? Storytime with Drag Queen Miss Tress at the local pub? Picture it: a drag queen mid-performance, belting out Cher, when suddenly a toddler screams because his Goldfish crackers fell on the floor.
The bartender? The bouncer?
Edmonton gay bar opening doors to children
The queen adjusting her wig backstage? The Instagram post from Evolution Wonderlounge, as cited by The Counter Signal, promises that more details are coming soon. The possibilities are endless—and endlessly ridiculous. And what about the regulars? How thrilled are they going to be when their Saturday night groove is interrupted by a kid having a meltdown over a spilled Shirley Temple?
If Evolution Wonderlounge wants to host the occasional all-ages event in a controlled, daytime setting, fine. Drag brunches or pride festivals? Go for it. Bars are for adults. So, who thought this was a good idea? Was it a late-night brainstorm after one too many cosmos? More crayons! Cheers to progress, I guess—or at least to the poor soul mopping up the glitter and juice stains when this experiment inevitably implodes.
So, what do you think, dear readers?